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		<title>Osama&#8217;s Sea Burial Caught On Tape</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 15:40:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason A Clark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone knows that the whole Osama Bin Laden burial at sea story was a little fishy.  Here is what really happened.]]></description>
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Everyone knows that the whole Osama Bin Laden burial at sea story was a little fishy.&nbsp; Here is what really happened:</p>
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		<title>Martin Short Performs &#8220;Bastard in the Sand&#8221; Sendoff to Osama Bin Laden on David Letterman to Tune of Elton John&#8217;s &#8220;Candle in the Wind&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://jasonaclark.com/2011/05/31/martin-short-performs-bastard-in-the-sand-sendoff-to-osama-bin-laden-on-david-letterman-to-tune-of-elton-johns-candle-in-the-wind/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 15:32:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason A Clark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In case you missed it, actor/comedian/third amigo Martin Short was on the David Letterman show a few weeks ago (May 16, 2011).  On the show he did a rousing farewell to Osama Bin Laden entitled "Bastard in the Sand" to the tune of Elton John's "Candle in the Wind."]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://jasonaclark.com/wp-content/uploads/martinshort.jpg"><img src="http://jasonaclark.com/wp-content/uploads/martinshort-150x150.jpg" alt="Martin Short" title="Martin Short" width="130" height="130" class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-2486" /></a>In case you missed it, actor/comedian/third amigo Martin Short was on the David Letterman show a few weeks ago (May 16, 2011).&nbsp; On the show he did a rousing farewell to Osama Bin Laden entitled &#8220;Bastard in the Sand&#8221; to the tune of Elton John&#8217;s &#8220;Candle in the Wind.&#8221;</p>
<p>Oh yeah, did I mention he was accompanied by five people dressed as Navy SEALs?&nbsp; Funny stuff.</p>
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Here are most of the lyrics to the song:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;BASTARD IN THE SAND&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Goodbye, Al Qaeda&#8217;s Rose<br />
Your beard never seemed too clean to me<br />
So I&#8217;m glad they washed you off<br />
Before they dumped you in the sea.</p>
<p>In the afterlife<br />
Six dozen virgins sure sounded swell<br />
So it must&#8217;ve burned your ass<br />
When you ended up in hell.</p>
<p>It seems to me you lived your life<br />
Like a bastard in the sand<br />
Never knowing when the U.S. Navy SEALs would land<br />
They caught you by surprise inside your secret base<br />
Could&#8217;ve shot you anywhere<br />
But why not in the face?</p>
<p>Goodbye, Al Qaeda’s Rose<br />
To the world you were mad<br />
And to your kids and 22 wives<br />
You were also a deadbeat dad.</p>
<p>Multi-million dollar bounty<br />
Placed on your head<br />
You were wanted &#8216;dead or alive&#8217;<br />
But in the end we went with &#8216;dead&#8217;.&#8221;
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		<title>Ode To My Spell Checker</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2011 12:30:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason A Clark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I halve a spelling checker, It came with my pea see. It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I dew knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait aweigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two [...]]]></description>
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It came with my pea see.<br />
It plainly marks four my revue<br />
Mistakes I dew knot sea.</p>
<p>Eye strike a key and type a word<br />
And weight four it two say<br />
Weather eye am wrong oar write<br />
It shows me strait aweigh.</p>
<p>As soon as a mist ache is maid<br />
It nose bee fore two long<br />
And eye can put the era rite<br />
Its rarely ever wrong.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve scent this massage threw it,<br />
And I&#8217;m shore your pleased too no<br />
Its letter prefect in every weigh;<br />
My checker tolled me sew.</p>
<p>&#8211; source unknown</p>
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		<title>First Responders Meet Last Responders</title>
		<link>http://jasonaclark.com/2011/05/03/first-responders-meet-last-responders/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2011 15:37:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason A Clark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This cartoon, from Gary Varvel who does cartoons for the Indianapolis Star, is my new favorite editorial cartoon.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This cartoon, from <a href="http://blogs.indystar.com/varvelblog/">Gary Varvel</a> who does cartoons for the <a href="http://www.indystar.com/">Indianapolis Star</a>, is my new favorite editorial cartoon.&nbsp; I got it from <a href="http://newsblaze.com/cartoon/newsblaze/gv201111050311dAPR.html">this site</a>.</p>
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		<title>SENATOR Barbara Boxer Demands Respect! (comic)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:43:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason A Clark</dc:creator>
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